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And what exactly does Gryzzl do? It’s a cloud for your cloud. I have no idea.

Ben: Why would you erase the signatures?
Townsperson: I’m more of a Jack Johnson guy.

Why don’t you take a whale sounds break?

Ben: I really like you, but you are a terrible person to talk to about personal stuff.
Ron: Thank you, that means a lot to me.

I hope that high school auditorium is big enough because I’m bringing 10,000 Maniacs.

I did a show called Zoot, Zoot Wyatt in college.

Leslie: Will you go to the prom with me?
Ben: Why, I thought you’d never ask…because we’re 40.

Look what they did to Peebo! He’s wearing a hat made of penises!

Ben: We can just sit back and take it easy.
Leslie: No, we’re going to lean forward and take it hard.

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