Parks and Recreation

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Parks and recreation
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And what exactly does Gryzzl do? It’s a cloud for your cloud. I have no idea.

Ben: Why would you erase the signatures?
Townsperson: I’m more of a Jack Johnson guy.

Why don’t you take a whale sounds break?

Ben: I really like you, but you are a terrible person to talk to about personal stuff.
Ron: Thank you, that means a lot to me.

I hope that high school auditorium is big enough because I’m bringing 10,000 Maniacs.

I did a show called Zoot, Zoot Wyatt in college.

Leslie: Will you go to the prom with me?
Ben: Why, I thought you’d never ask…because we’re 40.

Look what they did to Peebo! He’s wearing a hat made of penises!

Ben: We can just sit back and take it easy.
Leslie: No, we’re going to lean forward and take it hard.

When you play the Game of Thrones, you win or you die!

I have been tense lately. Just thinking about the new star wars sequel. I’m worried they’ll rely too heavily on CGI and I’m carrying it all in my shoulders.

Chard bodies. Let’s get a chard on?

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Parks & Rec Quotes

Time is money, money is power, power is pizza, and pizza is knowledge, let’s go!

April

Andy: From now on, we will be using code names. You can address me as
Eagle One. Ann, code name -- Been There, Don That. April is --
Currently Doing That. Donna is -- It Happened Once in a Dream; Chris,
code name -- If I Had To Pick a Dude. Ben is -- Eagle Two.
Ben: Oh thank God.