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Tom: Pop quiz. Name the scent.
Ben: Umm Spasm. No, Butterface!

Ben: I can't believe they're finally giving me the key to the city.
Leslie: I can't believe it took so long. They gave the key to every other mayor in the city. And none of them had as cute a butt as you.

Ben: Tom, we got you an autographed picture of your personal hero.
Tom: No way! Scott Caan from Hawaii 5-0!

Leslie: I love you and I like you.
Ben: I love you and I like you.

Leslie: But my mom isn't here. And you parents aren't here.
Ben: Good!

Wanna stick around? I've got a bunch of Homeland episodes burning a hole in my DVR.

The game is Settlers of Catan. The object is be the first to build a civilization on this fictional island.

Ben: I don't know if you knew this, but Leslie was born in Eagleton!
Leslie: Do not blame me for the sins of my mother!

I gotta give you credit. Your mission statement made sense and you didn't use one R. Kelly lyric.

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