Ben: Tom, we got you an autographed picture of your personal hero.
Tom: No way! Scott Caan from Hawaii 5-0!

Leslie: I love you and I like you.
Ben: I love you and I like you.

Leslie: But my mom isn't here. And you parents aren't here.
Ben: Good!

Wanna stick around? I've got a bunch of Homeland episodes burning a hole in my DVR.

The game is Settlers of Catan. The object is be the first to build a civilization on this fictional island.

Ben: I don't know if you knew this, but Leslie was born in Eagleton!
Leslie: Do not blame me for the sins of my mother!

I gotta give you credit. Your mission statement made sense and you didn't use one R. Kelly lyric.

Just call me Bond, Municipal Bond!

Ben: What's your new company?
Tom: We specialize in making stacks on stacks on stacks on stacks.

Leslie: 2020.
Ben: Uh. that's a stretch.
Leslie: Fine. 2024. I take the West Wing, you take the East. You can be the First Gentleman.

If there's anyone who can bring my parents together, it's NO ONE. No one can bring my parents together.

Leslie: I'm so happy I want to shout it from the rooftops!
Ben: And she has. We've gotten several noise complaints.
Leslie: We're getting married!
Ben: All right.