Favorite Ben Wyatt Quotes
"No Oren I don't know how I'm going to die. Wait, are you asking me or telling me?"
Ben: Newspaper headline was "Ice Town costs ice clown his town crown."
Leslie: Yuck.
Ben: They were big into rhymes.
Ben: I'm just gonna sleep on the floor.
Ron: It's called the "ground" when it's outside.
Ben: Why are you laughing?
Leslie: Because my dream is dead.
Are you hitting on Leslie for me?
Is she gonna powder her vagina?
I was completely flustered, I came off like an idiot. I mean, at one point, for no reason, I just took off my shoes and held them in my hand.
Ben: I guess we'll just set fire to the studio or something.
Leslie: Oh that's so sweet, I've never had a boyfriend willing to commit arson for me before.
Donna: It gets old.
I'm sorry are you eating Turkey Chili off of a frisbee?
(referencing Lil Sebastian) I don't get it. At all. It's kind of a small horse, I mean what am I missing? Am I crazy?
Leslie: Oh my god I'm so hungover. I've never been this hungover.
Ben: I feel great. I ran 5K this morning.
Leslie: Really?
Ben: No, I threw up in the shower.
Idaho cut their parks department by 80 percent. And Idaho is basically one giant park.
