Favorite Ben Wyatt Quotes
Idaho cut their parks department by 80 percent. And Idaho is basically one giant park.
Ben: I guess we'll just set fire to the studio or something.
Leslie: Oh that's so sweet, I've never had a boyfriend willing to commit arson for me before.
Donna: It gets old.
Ben: Hypothetical crisis: Leslie just tried to answer a question, but audibly farted and then threw up. Spin.
Chris: Leslie Knope is literally overflowing with ideas for this town. And speaking about methane, have you heard about her plan to limit greenhouse gas emissions?
I'm sorry are you eating Turkey Chili off of a frisbee?
Ben: Apparently in Indiana if you don't provide a basketball league, people get very upset. And quite frankly throw things at you and call you names. Like Turd boy? Whatever. Point is I reinstated youth basketball.
Leslie: This says here you only have money for two teams?
Ben: Yeah, they're going to develop a great rivalry.
I would guess that they would be bankrupt by the end of this sentence.
The government has been shut down for two days, and one city employee has tried to schedule 14 meetings with me. Can you guess who?
Ben: Every department's losing a Leslie Knope.
Ron: No, Ben. They are not. No other department has one to begin with. Right now, she's single-handedly putting up some lousy concert for this city's kids.
I'm not afraid of cops. I have no reason to be I never break any laws, ever, because I'm deathly afraid of cops.
Ben: You always separate your lights from your darks.
April: That's racist.
Ron: Sell the zoo animals.
Ben: OK, to whom?
Ron: Cosmetics labs, weird restaurants. I'm just spitballin' here.
Ben: I think at some point you and I should probably make out with each other.

Leslie: Yeah, good call.
