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I'm not afraid of cops. I have no reason to be I never break any laws, ever, because I'm deathly afraid of cops.

Ben: Screw romantic dinners, let's go rub it in their face.
Leslie: God, I love you so much.

Are you gonna murder me and bury me at this gas station?

Tom: Ben, Leslie hired my company to get her that sticker. You're the one that told me businesses need "clients" to get "money."
Ben: I was the first one to tell you that?

Is she gonna powder her vagina?

Tom: It's almost too easy.
Ben: I can hear you.
Tom: I know you can Ben, that's how easy it is.

I would guess that they would be bankrupt by the end of this sentence.

I was completely flustered, I came off like an idiot. I mean, at one point, for no reason, I just took off my shoes and held them in my hand.

Leslie: Oh President Reagan, my blazer popped open.

Ben: Well, Maggy Thatcher, let me help you with that. Our countries have had a very special relationship.

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