Ben: I guess we'll just set fire to the studio or something.
Leslie: Oh that's so sweet, I've never had a boyfriend willing to commit arson for me before.
Donna: It gets old.

Senior citizens are basically the only people who vote in local elections. So if you want to win you gotta get the gray vote.

I'm not afraid of cops. I have no reason to be I never break any laws, ever, because I'm deathly afraid of cops.

Ben: Screw romantic dinners, let's go rub it in their face.
Leslie: God, I love you so much.

Are you gonna murder me and bury me at this gas station?

Tom: Ben, Leslie hired my company to get her that sticker. You're the one that told me businesses need "clients" to get "money."
Ben: I was the first one to tell you that?

Is she gonna powder her vagina?

Tom: It's almost too easy.
Ben: I can hear you.
Tom: I know you can Ben, that's how easy it is.

I would guess that they would be bankrupt by the end of this sentence.

I was completely flustered, I came off like an idiot. I mean, at one point, for no reason, I just took off my shoes and held them in my hand.

Leslie: Oh President Reagan, my blazer popped open.

Ben: Well, Maggy Thatcher, let me help you with that. Our countries have had a very special relationship.

Ben: Show me Pelosi again.

Leslie: Okay, lay down.