Ben Wyatt Quotes (Page 5)
Season 3, Episode 15: "The Bubble"
Ben: Should we talk about how you claimed your mom was a Filipino woman you've never met.
Leslie: Should we?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Ben: I think at some point you and I should probably make out with each other.
Leslie: Yeah, good call.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 13: "The Fight"
Leslie: Oh my god I'm so hungover. I've never been this hungover.
Ben: I feel great. I ran 5K this morning.
Leslie: Really?
Ben: No, I threw up in the shower.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 12: "Eagleton"
Leslie: I am so sick of this Lindsey-
Tom: Leslie, I've got this. You listen to me Lindsey Carlisle-Shea! Why don't you take your fancy dog, get in your Escalade, and if you've got any job openings maybe you should let me know about them.
Ben: C'mon, man-
Tom: No! I'm sick of being treated like I'm not willing to relocate to Eagleton. Because I am! So, here's what you can do, lady. Take this resume, and shove it in your human resources box.
Andy: OOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! Yea, shove it there!
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 11: "Jerry's Painting"
Ben: I'm sorry are you eating Turkey Chili off of a frisbee?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Ben: You always separate your lights from your darks.
April: That's racist.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Ben: There's a 30% chance they'll die.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 3, Episode 9: "Fancy Party"
Ben: "No Oren I don't know how I'm going to die. Wait, are you asking me or telling me?"
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 8: "Camping"
Ben: I'm just gonna sleep on the floor.
Ron: It's called the "ground" when it's outside.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 7: "Harvest Festival"
Ben: (referencing Lil Sebastian) I don't get it. At all. It's kind of a small horse, I mean what am I missing? Am I crazy?
• Rating: Unrated
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