What do you think I am, the King of LA. I just can't make things disappear.

Maybe instead of a gold watch she'll get a gold tooth.

Ben: Then Nate comes to live with Uncle Ben.
Sammy: Oh, you and you're harem.

Ben: Pretty good gig.
Sammy: Yeah, until some bad ass starts shooting up the neighborhood.

Good news is you get to ride in a Crown Vic. It's the Super Snake of cop cars.

Sooner or later the streets are going to eat you.

Is the divorcee make over officially underway?

Who wants to go to jail? Who wants to go home?

I even got my Costco card. You can't get more all in than that.

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