She had to marry Ricky, just like I had to marry Adrian. It's totally unfair.

Ben [about Amy]

Ben: Everybody knows that you slept with Adrian.
Henry: And nobody knows that you slept with Alice...while you were leading Dylan on.

He wasn't supposed to try and trick you, he was supposed to try and trick your parents.

I'm too old to be sent to my room. I'm divorced, I had a child, I'm 18, I'm an adult.

You know how that works, when something is absolutely forbidden it only makes me want to do it more.

Ben: Don't panic, it's all gonna be fine.
Leo: No it's not!

I'm angry, I'm really angry. I'm out of control.

I'm not the mentor type. I'm a senior in high school and I'm divorced. Who needs that kind of mentor?

The last, last day of school you slept with Adrian!

Ben [to Henry]

They're talking about you coming to your wedding with another woman or something.

Alice: Ben do you not realize this girl's your Fatal Attraction?
Ben: I don't think I'd say she's my Fatal Attraction, she's maybe more my, uh, Basic Instinct.

They used to but with budget cuts, apparently the price of bananas soared.