Bernadette: Girl Sprouts?
Amy: My mom made it up as an alternative to the Girl Scouts. She didn't want me selling cookies on a street corner like a whore.

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Howard: Dinner ready?
Bernadette: Not unless you cooked.

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Howie, I love you,and as your wife, your mother is every bit as much my problem as she is yours, so ... I want a divorce.

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Bernadette: Why don't I get you a job at the Sitting Around All Day Wearing Yoga Pants Factory?
Penny: They're comfortable.

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