You don't kiss boys. Boys kiss you.

When you don't have any power, you have to delay things.

Don: They want me, but they can't have me.
Betty: You're right. Why would I think that has anything to do with me?

I was an anthropology major. Imagine that.

Only boring people are bored.

Betty: Where's Don?
Nurse: He's in the waiting room.
Betty: Bullshit. He's never where you expect him to be.

She's taken to your tools like a little lesbian.

Am I ever going to sleep again?

Betty: I liked your girl Peggy. She's fresh.
Don: As the driven snow.

Mad Men Quotes

It's been a pleasure working with you all. I wish you the best of luck.

Bert

Peggy: Should we have lunch?
Joan: I want to burn this place down.
Peggy: I know. They were awful. But at least we got a yes. Would you have rather had a friendly no?
Joan: I don't expect you to understand.
Peggy: Joan. You've never experienced that before?
Joan: Have you, Peggy?
Peggy: I don't know. You can't have it both ways. You can't dress the way you do and expect...
Joan: How do I dress?
Peggy: Look, they didn't take me seriously, either.
Joan: I don't dress like you because I don't look like you and that's very true.
Peggy: You know what? You're filthy rich. You don't have to do anything you don't want to!