You don't kiss boys. Boys kiss you.

When you don't have any power, you have to delay things.

Don: They want me, but they can't have me.
Betty: You're right. Why would I think that has anything to do with me?

I was an anthropology major. Imagine that.

Only boring people are bored.

Betty: Where's Don?
Nurse: He's in the waiting room.
Betty: Bullshit. He's never where you expect him to be.

She's taken to your tools like a little lesbian.

Am I ever going to sleep again?

Betty: I liked your girl Peggy. She's fresh.
Don: As the driven snow.

Mad Men Quotes

It's been a pleasure working with you all. I wish you the best of luck.

Bert

Betty: I'm sure your father's given you a beer.
Sally: My father's never given me anything.