Don: People change their names, Bets. You did.
Betty: I did. I took your name.

It's a lie so big. I feel like I've been in some dream since I found out.

I want what I want when I want it.' And you don't care what it does to the rest of us - like someone else I know.

I hate to say this, but this has really made me wonder about civil rights. Maybe it's not supposed to happen right now.

You don't kiss boys. Boys kiss you.

When you don't have any power, you have to delay things.

Don: They want me, but they can't have me.
Betty: You're right. Why would I think that has anything to do with me?

I was an anthropology major. Imagine that.

Only boring people are bored.

Betty: Where's Don?
Nurse: He's in the waiting room.
Betty: Bullshit. He's never where you expect him to be.

She's taken to your tools like a little lesbian.

Am I ever going to sleep again?

Mad Men Quotes

It's been a pleasure working with you all. I wish you the best of luck.

Bert

Betty: I'm sure your father's given you a beer.
Sally: My father's never given me anything.