Betty Suarez Quotes (Page 5)
Season 3, Episode 19: "The Sex Issue"
Matt: Betty, this will be the first time I have ever been with a woman I really care about. So technically you are my first
Betty: Aww, that's so corny... and sweet
• Rating: Unrated
Betty: Okay Mr prodigy piano guy... how's this one? [sings]
Matt: That's it, that was a perfect A Flat
Betty: Shut up you're a bad a liar
Matt: No, I'm not lying. I'm just still deaf in this ear from when you did your C Sharp
• Rating: Unrated
Justin: Mom, do I really have to go camping with grandpa and Elena?
Hilda: Yes. Elena's nephews are dying to meet you
Betty: ...and they planned the whole thing with you in mind
Justin: If they planned it with me in mind, we'd be at a spa with mud baths and ginger facials
Hilda: You're going! There'll be plenty of mud
• Rating: Unrated
Betty: You know you don't always have to bring me back to Queens
Matt: Well that's where my queen lives
• Rating: Unrated
Season 3, Episode 18: "A Mother of a Problem"
Betty: I am not a gold digger, I don't care about Matt's money
Amanda: ...and cut, print, Oscar! Don't change a word, you nailed it.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 17: "Sugar Daddy"
Betty [about her outfit]: Did I over do it?
Justin: No no, all black is.. Aunt Betty.. you look almost fashionable
Betty: Justin, are you crying?
Justin: No, I'm just proud
• Rating: Unrated
Season 3, Episode 16: "Things Fall Apart"
[Betty and Conner trapped in an elevator]
Conner: Don't worry, I'm not going to hurt you
Betty: I didn't think you were until you just said that
• Rating: Unrated
Hilda: Momma could use a couple new pairs of shoes, a new hairdryer, maybe some rings..
Betty: Maybe a new nickname that isn't momma?
Hilda: Momma doesn't like your attitude
• Rating: Unrated
Marc: You better carry your own weight, Suarez
Betty: That's it? you're not gonna make a fat joke? We're progressing!
Marc: It was right there! Owell, next time
• Rating: Unrated
Season 3, Episode 15: "There's No Place Like Mode"
Betty: I only get two tickets to the mode show this year so we have to decide who's going
Justin: I get one, or I tell everyone you still love Ricky Martin
Betty: *gasp*
Justin: I'm sorry I had to play hard ball
• Rating: Unrated
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