Chuck

Morgan: We can't get away with this, okay, we can't be calm and collected this time.
Big Mike: (to Emmett about the damage to his face) Let me see it. No, Morgan. We will remain calm and collected. We will be calm and collected when we go to Beverly Hills tonight. And we will be calm and collected when we use my manager's code to get into the store. And then we're going to be calm and collected when we burn that mother-loving store to the ground.

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Chuck Quotes

Sarah: Wow, I didn't think people still named their kids Chuck. Or Morgan, for that matter.
Chuck: My parents were sadists, and carnival freaks found him in a dumpster.
Morgan: But they raised me as one of their own!

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Chuck: Uh, you know, Sis, the thing is, Morgan and I don't really feel like we're fitting in...at my birthday party...'cause we don't know anybody, 'cause they're all your friends, and they all happen to be doctors.
Morgan: Doctors who don't really get our jokes!
Chuck: Well, your jokes

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