Popular Big Mike Quotes
Big Mike: What are you thinking?
Jeff: Pineapple
No, no I do not have time for that. I am knee deep in this new Danielle Steel novel.
Talk to me, Patel. You seem more angry and unhappy than usual, which is tough because you're a curmudgeonly little guy.
Lester: I've had three dates already, today.
Big Mike: During work?
Lester: They come to me, man. Not great, uh, individually, but solid fours.
Big Mike: Three fours? That's a twelve.
Son, when you move into the forest, you can't complain that the wildlife is making too much noise. It's only natural, and beautiful, and frequent.
She knows I tapped Vegas dry back when I was with Earth, Wind, Fire and Rain.
That's the greatest thing a white person's ever done for me.
It's about steaks and gambling, and getting into some weird stuff that just might haunt you for the rest of your life.
The Buy More seems...empty. Are we observing International Pancake Day?
Big Mike: Man I am so over this whole Jeffster! thing.
Lester: Me too.
So listen Devon. Have you ever given any thought to do something that involves less doctoring and more making a commercial for the Buy More?
Let the statuesque man work out in peace.
