Did you hear her? She is getting domestic with that wool-haired whiner.

Did somebody order a Thanksgiving spread?

Compared to them, I'm a turtle dove.

I would never be that cruel to you...on purpose.

Hold it right there, Humpfreak.

I have been cordial to you for the last 52 minutes. Do you have any idea the psychological torture that I've endured being nice to you?

Blair: My Grace Kelly can defeat my Grace Jones.
Eleanor: Uh huh.

Dan: Hey. I love you. You know that, right?
Blair: I do now.

Chuck: After everything we've been through, there's no room for secrets. Nor should there be. Whatever it is, you can tell me, Blair. It's just us here. You and me.
Blair: I think once everyone is gone, and it's quiet, you need to go back into that house.

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