Blair Waldorf Quotes (Page 3)
Season 5, Episode 9: "Rhodes to Perdition"
Chuck: What's really going on Blair?
Blair: Okay, if you must know I'm trying to pinpoint the source of your light so I can pull Louis out of the darkness. You changed, so can he. I have all day.
• Rating: 3.7 / 5.0
Blair: Your transformation really is astounding. Case to share how you gave up your bad Bass ways. How you went from Charlie Sheen to Charlie Brown? Bar to mitzvah?
Chuck: There really is no answer to that question. It's an evolution.
• Rating: 3.7 / 5.0
Blair: Namaste. I'm sorry to interrupt you getting into someone's yoga pants.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Blair: I need this time to figure out what went wrong with Louis and right it.
Dorota: Maybe he Freaky Friday with Mr. Chuck. They struck by lightning at the same time or pee in the same fountain.
Blair: That's incredibly unsanitary.
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
Blair: I still love Louis. I just want to marry the sweet Prince who returned my Vivier slipper and made me believe in fairytales, not one of the Brothers Grimm.
Dorota: Even Prince Charming can fall off horse.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Blair: Why should I thank someone for a blender? Do I look like the kind of girl who makes margaritas?
Dorota: Oh, margaritas sound delicious. But six months away at least.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 5, Episode 7: "The Big Sleep No More"
Blair: Do you remember when we used to play dress-up?
Chuck: How could I forget. Though I didn't think this was your kind of entertainment anymore.
• Rating: 1.0 / 5.0
Serena: Why are you looking for Chuck?
Blair: I have no choice! He's trying to destroy my relationship with Louis because he knows it's vulnerable.
Serena: I'm pretty sure the only war Chuck is waging is with his own demons.
• Rating: Unrated
Blair: I can't rest until I can prove Chuck is still his satanic self. What do you think would be more effective, having his shirts pressed with too much starch or getting him served blended Scotch at the Empire bar?
Dorota: What is test testing exactly?
Blair: We'll be there—in clever disguises of course—to see him eviscerate the dry cleaner. Or fire the bartender. Thus proving that he's only pretending to be magnanimous when I'll be there or see it in the press.
Dorota: You sure you not just do this because you and Prince Louis not in a good place right now?
• Rating: Unrated
Blair: How much more do you need to see?
Dorota: Of duck pond? Not really my thing to begin with.
• Rating: Unrated
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