Bonnie Bennett Quotes
So I’m gonna die? Is that what you’re trying to tell me? Because I’ve done it once or twice before and it’s not all that fun.
Are we friends? I know why you wanted to do this in a letter. So you could desiccate in peace imagining whatever reaction you wanted. Me reading it and thinking “huh, I’m really gonna miss him.” Well too bad. That’s not my reaction. This is. I'm not okay with this decision. I’m not okay with you choosing yourself. And I’m not okay with never seeing you, my best friend, ever again. This hurts me. This hurts.
I need a drink. And a buddy. And right now you are my only buddy available to drink. I’m overlooking the fact that you nearly killed me the last time we hung out.
Damon: Go ahead. Let it all out, Bonnie. I’m a vile cheater. I couldn’t even wait a year.
Bonnie: Are you kidding me? The last thing anyone wants to deal with for the next six decades is a cranky, bitter, sexless Damon Salvatore, okay?
What’d you do? Couldn’t be worse than whatever was wearing that jean skirt.
I’m not letting you kill an old woman whose cold-blooded, ruthless mission is to eat a gingersnap.
Enzo: You missed me! That warms my heart!
Bonnie: I didn’t miss you. I’m curious as to your recent whereabouts. There’s a difference.
Damon: You telling me my brother is still stuck in here and you brought me out first?
Bonnie: That didn’t sound like even a glimmer of a thank you…
Bonnie: I don’t need people to tell me I’m pretty.
Nora: Nobody needs it, but that doesn’t mean it’s not nice to hear.
Bonnie: 'Hey, Stefan! Did I mention Bonnie saw me mix a blood bag with a jar of mayonnaise at 2 o’clock in the morning?'
Caroline: Okay, one, that was marshmallow fluff. And two, I’m feeding for three now, so I get cravings.
Bonnie: Do you wanna talk about i--
Bonnie: Okay. Didn't think so.
Enzo: Well, if Julian wants it, so do I.
Bonnie: Are we talking about Oscar's car or Lily?