Bonnie Bennett Quotes
Damon: If Stefan says he's got it, he's got it.
Bonnie: Do you really believe that or is that just some excuse to continue your slow crawl towards rock bottom?
Damon: Do you know how many days need to tick by before I see Elena again? Twenty-two thousand, nine hundred and sixty one days, and that's if you get some old person's disease. I have not even begun to approach rock bottom.
Bonnie: Do you have any idea how long three seconds are in a life or death situation?
Damon: In the first second, I thought how amazing it would feel to have Elena in my arms again. By second number two, I had kissed her. And by the third, I remembered you're my best friend and that if anything ever happened to you, I would lose my mind. So yes, Bonnie, I do know how long three seconds are.
Bonnie: Just checking...
Damon: I will wait for her. And you're going to help me. You're stuck with me too.
Damon: Every time I look at you all I see is NOT Elena.
Bonnie: I'm so sorry this happened, but I lost Elena too, Damon. And you're one of the few reminders I have of her to hold on to so you can either resent me or love me, but you're stuck with me.
Enzo: Relax, relax. I'm not here to cause mischief.
Bonnie: Says everyone who has ever caused mischief.
I know you, Damon. I spent four months with you, day in and day out. We went to hell and back, literally, and you're more scared now than I have ever seen you before. It's not about what happens if you don't give Elena the cure. You're scared about what happens if you do.
Kai: Damn. Crocodile Dundee called. He wants his knife back.
Bonnie: You know, he's no longer a thing and neither is that joke.
Kai: Don't you ever dream about time travel?
Bonnie: I would rather die of cholera than spend an afternoon with you.
Damon: You don't have to pretend, Bon. I'm like a fever you can't shake.
Bonnie: Yeah, yeah, like a disease.
Coming back to life is complicated. Trust me, I've done it before.
Damon: Kai? If you so much as hurt one hair on her annoying little witch head-
Bonnie: That was so sweet. Why'd you have to ruin it by calling me annoying?
Damon [to Bonnie]: Did you ever think for one second that it's you being negative reacting to my natural self negatively?
Bonnie: You're ridiculous.
Damon: No I'm consistent.
We have this dorm room all to ourselves for a whole weekend and you wanna talk logistics?