Jenna: His name is Stefan Salvatore. He's a Gemini and his favorite color is blue.
Bonnie: You got all that in one day?
Jenna: Please. I got all that between third and fourth period.

Elena: We never go to the texting part.
Bonnie: That's an important part in any relationship.

I touched Stefan and I got a really bad feeling.

I don't know what's happening to me.

Bonnie: Are you gonna stay [in bed] forever?
Elena: Yup.

Bonnie: I need to swear you to secrecy.
Elena: It's sort of a bad week for that sort of stuff.

I'm a witch.

Bonnie: I'm gonna scream.
Damon: No. Don't do that. Let's stay on point.

She needs someone nice like him, as opposed to a homicidal vampire like Damon.

Bonnie: You tried to kill me.
Damon: But I didn't... does that not count for anything?

Bonnie: Don't rain on my hot guy parade.
Caroline: It's just a drizzle.

Elena, don't go to the bridge. It's Death, Elena. Your death is waiting there.

Vampire Diaries Quotes

Oooh, you know I don't know. Every time we try and go on a date you get kidnapped, I get sent to a prison world, or your feelings get compelled away...

Damon

Damon: My new girlfriend. Andie Starr. Action News.
Alaric: It's not called Action News.
Damon: I know. I like just saying it.