Brad Williams Quotes
Season 3, Episode 22: "Brothas and Sisters"
Brad: Oh my God, I'm the Jackie Robinson of the Kerkovich family!
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Season 3, Episode 21: "Deuce Babylove 2: Electronic BabyDeuce"
Brad: Nobody solves things through tennis matches anymore bro; it's not the 80s.
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Brad: I was gonna tell them we were going horseback riding, but I was afraid it would come out that I ride side saddle.
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Season 3, Episode 19: "The Ballad of Lon Sarofsky"
Brad: You look like Coolio when he takes his braids out.
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Season 3, Episode 18: "The Storm Before the Calm"
Brad: I mean I haven't really kept up with my acting aside from memorizing every one of Taye Diggs' monologues from Private Practice, but that's just to stay sharp.
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Brad: I got dumped by a girl in high school, licked my wounds, got way into anime and moved on.
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Brad: She's not even instagramming anymore. She hasn't posted a picture of an appetizer all week.
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Season 3, Episode 17: "She's Got Game Night"
Brad: Early on I realized that was turns you on the most is people agreeing with you. And you know I likes mah sex. Loves me some smush.
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Brad/Jane: Winners win and losers lose and alcoholics they just booze. They win at drinking, that's their thing but our thing's just winning. We're Brad and Jane let's start the game. Sup suckas?
• Rating: Unrated
Season 3, Episode 16: "Bros Before Bros"
Brad: My love of rational business plans is clashing with my love of clandestine love affairs.
• Rating: Unrated
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