Brad Williams Quotes (Page 3)
Season 3, Episode 9: "Ordinary Extrodinary Love"
Brad: My baby could sell snow to an Eskimo. And by snow I mean cocaine. Eskimos traditionally don't have a lot of disposable income so it's a pretty impressive sales feat.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 7: "No-Ho-Ho"
Brad [to Max]: Are you back on the sweet and creamy?
• Rating: Unrated
Max: You didn't like Ringling brother for brothers?
Brad: It would've been the greatest show on earf!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Brad [to Jane]: I still can't believe you lied to me about your birthday. I thought you were older than me. I thought I was married to a MILF. Now all those fantasies about her about being my dad's new wife, giving me a bath and swaddling me, don't make sense.
• Rating: Unrated
Brad: Jane and Alex's parents are going to sex camp.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 3, Episode 6: "To Serb With Love"
Max: Hello this is not a foursome, you guys are totally fifth wheeling me!
Dave: C'mon man we're not fifth wheeling you, Joey Fatone.
Brad: Yeah you're still part of the group Sporty Spice.
Jane: You're our favorite character Roz from Frasier.
• Rating: Unrated
Brad: I'm always write about cornplay, I was wrong about Coldplay though, they're still huge.
• Rating: Unrated
Brad: Why the long face Michael Phelps?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 5: "P & P Romance Factory"
Brad: Are you calling me a trophy wife because that's awesome!
• Rating: Unrated
Brad [to Jane]: Aww boo, you're not laughing, what's wrong? You consti?
• Rating: Unrated
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Total Quotes: 46