Favorite Brenda Johnson Quotes
Brenda: Captain Raydor's audit is really makin' it almost impossible for me to do my job. I couldn't even go to the crime scene today.
Fritz: And you really missed being there, when they found that boy in the pool. Seriously?
Buzz: Maybe he just needed a quiet place to reflect.
Brenda: By the hour?
If I liked being called a bitch to my face, I'd still be married.
Brenda: So he did hang himself.
Dr. Morales: Only if he was somehow able to desperately scratch at his throat for air, severely bruise his knee and finally sprain his ankle in the process.
Brenda: I can't think about that right now. I need to find someone who was with a minister who liked to wear women's underwear.
Fritz: Oh, Victoria isn't the only one with a secret.
No! For ten dollars a minute I'm keepin' the water.
Brenda: I can't find my tennis shoes. Are they in your car?
Gabriel: I, I don't think so. You want me to go look?
Brenda: No. No. I wasn't plannin' on anyone dyin' in the Himalayas today. Let's just get to it.
Brenda: So we can now include out list of suspects to include Google Earth.
Taylor: I'm sorry, we're just riffing.
Brenda: Careful, I smell like fish tank.
Fritz: You smell great. And alive.
Gabriel: Man, I hate being in here.
Brenda: Without a gun, too.
Look, the last time I failed to prevent a murder, we got sued. You really want to go through that again?
Brenda: Lieutenant, do you wanna carry plaster up the mountain or talk to the family with me?
Provenza: Bye everyone!
