Brenda: Careful, I smell like fish tank.
Fritz: You smell great. And alive.

Brenda: So we can now include out list of suspects to include Google Earth.
Taylor: I'm sorry, we're just riffing.

Brenda: I can't find my tennis shoes. Are they in your car?
Gabriel: I, I don't think so. You want me to go look?
Brenda: No. No. I wasn't plannin' on anyone dyin' in the Himalayas today. Let's just get to it.

No! For ten dollars a minute I'm keepin' the water.

Brenda: I can't think about that right now. I need to find someone who was with a minister who liked to wear women's underwear.
Fritz: Oh, Victoria isn't the only one with a secret.

Brenda: So he did hang himself.
Dr. Morales: Only if he was somehow able to desperately scratch at his throat for air, severely bruise his knee and finally sprain his ankle in the process.

Brenda: What were the Wykoff's doin' when you found 'em?
Gabriel: Well, when we finally caught up with them at the church they were driving their minivan around the parking lot running over computers.

Buzz: Maybe he just needed a quiet place to reflect.
Brenda: By the hour?

Brenda: Captain Raydor's audit is really makin' it almost impossible for me to do my job. I couldn't even go to the crime scene today.
Fritz: And you really missed being there, when they found that boy in the pool. Seriously?

Raydor: Did you know that there was a strong likelihood that after you dropped Mr. Baylor off at his home that he'd be beaten to death by his fellow crips?
Brenda: I did not know that, but I do like happy endings.

Well, I'm sorry about the obvious inconvenience that Mr. Hurschbaum's murder has caused you.

Well, detective, I think it's fair to say that any two grey haired middle aged men in blue velour track suits would be difficult to distinguish at a thousand yards.

The Closer Quotes

[To Sgt. Gabriel] I should probably explain that I do not form my relationships with people based on how they're treating you. That would be your mother, maybe.

Brenda

If I liked being called a bitch to my face, I'd still be married.

Brenda