Britta Quotes
Season 4, Episode 10: "Intro to Knots"
Britta: So you just left your section blank.
Jeff: No, of course not! I copied and pasted the lyrics to "War (What Is It Good For)."
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Season 4, Episode 9: "Intro to Felt Surrogacy"
Shirley: See? Prayer works.
Britta: So does gravity, Shirley.
Shirley: And you know who invented gravity, right?
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Britta: It's puppet therapy. The psychology world has recently embraced it after seeing it on "Law & Order."
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Britta: Are we just gonna avoid eye contact forever? What are we, Jeff during sex?
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Britta: Who's holding? I have four berries, but I'm saving them for "Laser Floyd."
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Season 4, Episode 7: "Economics of Marine Biology"
Britta: We do need the money. The biology department's been dissecting the same dead pig for ten years.
Dean: If we get this money, we can buy 100 pigs and make everybody happy.
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Britta: If I wanted to wait on a rich man hand and foot, I would have gone to Dubai with that sheik I met at Trader Joe's.
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Season 4, Episode 5: "Cooperative Escapism in Familial Relations"
Britta: Psychology tells us there are no accidents.
Jeff: What about car accidents, Tara Reid, or the Hindenburg?
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Season 4, Episode 3: "Conventions of Space and Time"
Britta: Jeff, why are people staring at you?
Jeff: Because they've never seen a man who's had sex before?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Britta: Do they even have to talk? They could just touch tentacles and download.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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