Troy: The last thing I said to him was 'Suck it.
Britta: Me too.

Okay, if you're going to get all Upper East Side about this I think we're done.

You look about ready to marry Courtney Love.

Britta [to hungover Jeff]

That was the first 20 seconds of a 40 minute conversation. Very informative.

Don't be Mike Brady. Mike Brady's not sexy. You should be like Jo from Facts of Life.

Britta: Someone's mom gave them way too much praise.
Jeff: Man, so did someone's psych teacher.

Jeff: Guess where Rich is from?
Britta: Couldn't have been crazy town because you would have gone to high school together.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Cancer. Oh good, come in. I thought it was Britta.

I may not eat meat, but I'm not gonna eat that injustice.

Britta: So what's the context for constantly calling me as a lesbian?
Pierce: If the wallet chain fits... I'm just trying to help you find yourself.

Will someone back me up if I say this is ridiculous or is this going to be another Avatar situation?

Jeff: I'm actually a Spanish tutor.
Britta: Can you say that in Spanish now?

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Abed: This is kinda like Breakfast Club, right?
Pierce: Is there breakfast?

The state bar has suspended my license. They found out my college degree was less than legitimate.

Jeff