Brooke: Did you do something slutty?
Rachel: Let's just say I started the morning off with a bang.

Peyton: Your mom is gonna come in any second.
Lucas: She's working at the cafe, nobody's gonna walk in.
Brooke: Okay, my discomfort meter is pretty much pegged.

Haley: Uhm, have you guys seen Rachel?
Chase: She was holding court in the living room.
Haley: Clothed or unclothed?
Brooke: Clothed, but it was about 10 minutes ago, so you never know.

Brooke: I'm the one with no prom dress, no boyfriend and a black eye, you get to go to prom with the boy you love, so you win. Why do you even care anymore?
Peyton: Why do I care? Brooke this has been one of the worst years of my life, and I needed my best friend now more then ever, but you, you cut me out of your life because I was honest with you, when you were never ever honest with me!

I have a lot of skeletons in my closet, and apparently half of them are naked.

Brooke

Peyton: Are you ready for this Brooke Davis?
Brooke: Welcome to prom, P. Sawyer.

Peyton: Why did you come?
Brooke: We've been talking about senior prom since we are 8. I knew something was wrong.
Peyton: So you told someone you were coming?
Brooke: No, at least I came!
Peyton: You should have told
Brooke: That is your problem, you are so ungrateful.
Peyton: You're an idiot!
Brooke: Don't call me an idiot, bitch!

I guess now it's hoes over psychos.

Brooke

Peyton: (reading text message) Honey Grove, Texas. Need ass.
Brooke: I don't get it; he left with Rachel, why would he need ass?
Lucas, Nathan and Skills: ASSISTANCE!

Haley: Okay, Karen and I made sandwiches and I got chips and drinks and we're all set.
Skills: I brought red vines, you can't have a road trip without red vines.
Lucas: I brought some old yearbooks, thought it might give us a laugh. What'd you bring Nate?
Nathan: I brought Haley, who brought the food. Brooke?
Brooke: I brought my hot body and Rachel's Denali. She might have left but at least we got her car.
Haley: You sure it's not stolen? Oh, wait that's only calculus exams.
Nathan: My girl's not a big Rachel fan. Peyton, what did you bring?
Peyton: Road mix.

Haley: Okay Brooke, freshman year... Lance Bass? Really?
Brooke: He was cute, okay?

Lucas: Oh, I think you got the wrong car.
Brooke: Nah. Don't mind me. I just have to get out of this uniform. So, uh, anyways, I'm Brooke. But you probably knew that. Can I tell you that that last shot was awesome? How'd it feel? Good, huh? You know it did.

One Tree Hill Quotes

I found my other half.

Julian

Jerry: Dude, were you really just plunging toilets?
Mouth: Yeah, we really gotta stop serving tamales at happy hour.
Jerry: You know how guys are, huh?
Mouth: It was the girls' bathroom.