Peyton: Well.
Brooke: Well. Oh don't look away, second and third greatest nights in your life just walked back into your world.
Peyton: You looking all rock star totally does it for me.
Brooke: It's very heroine chic Nate, I like it.
Nathan: What are you guys doing here?
Brooke: Well, Lucas tells me you can walk but you need a little incentive so we have come up with a drill.
Peyton: For every step you take we kiss.

Brooke: So, I have a surprise. You're gonna like it. I made Jamie a little something for his race.
Haley: Okay.
Jamie: Look, mama.
Haley: Oh my goodness. Look at this, this is a real racing suit.
Brooke: Mmm-hmm. And I even made you a sponsor, P. Sawyer.
Peyton: Oh yeah? [looks at Jamie's suit] Oh ... "Peyton Sawyer Unemployed" ... Thank you.
Brooke: You're welcome.

Brooke: [talking on her phone] Okay... I'm... I'm gonna need you to go ahead, stop yelling and listen to me. No, you are yelling. You are yelling and it's my company why are you yelling at me?... There is a boy here... yes... a boy... And he's... No... I do... just ... oh god ...[throws her phone in the river]
Peyton: Huh?
Brooke: Can I borrow your phone?

Peyton: Brooke, this place looks great. Think, if I can't sign any bands soon, maybe I can get a job here?
Brooke: I'm sorry, darling, you're not nearly bitchy enough to work in one of my stores.

Victoria: Good God. What is that?
Brooke: That is my assistant Millicent.
Victoria: Tell me again why you have an assistant who dresses like a Slavic bag lady.

Okay, I think that might be the second stupidest thing you've done in the last 24 hours. Luke, we're not in high school anymore. And I love Peyton, and even if you don't wanna admit it right now, so do you. Okay?

Lucas: I feel lost Brooke. I don't know what to do without her.
Brooke: Alright. You remember when I started Clothes over Bros? It was right after we broke up and I was trying to mend my broken heart by focusing on my work and you need to do the same right now. You need to go out there and become the best person and the best writer that you can be and then you approach Peyton and if she comes back to you, you know it's meant to be.

Victoria: I've been calling you all night. Maybe teen marriage is all the rage in Hicksville, North Carolina, but I swear if you marry this boy I'm gonna have annulment papers drawn up so fast...
Brooke: Mom relax, it was just a joke.
Victoria: Oh. Thank God. You have far too much to lose Brooke.
Brooke: And Lucas Scott was the one boy I might have lost it for.

Peyton: I came back for Lucas.
Brooke: I know. You've had your "Lucas Stealing Face" since you picked me up from the airport.
Peyton: What "Lucas Stealing Face"?
Brooke: The only face you've got.

Peyton: Well, it doesn't even matter now. He's with Lindsay.
Brooke: Honey, Lindsey doesn't stand a chance, trust me. I have been the "Lindsey" between "Lucas and Peyton" and it is not a great place to be.
Peyton: Yeah, neither is the place I'm at.
Brooke: Are you kidding? You're Peyton Sawyer. The guy wrote a whole book about how much he loves you.
Peyton: You think he still does?

Brooke: It has always been "Lucas and Peyton". You guys are meant to be together. It's the way it's supposed to be. So go and get your man. And this time, if he proposes please say "yes."
Peyton: Wait, if I came back for Lucas, then why did you come back?
Brooke: Duh! For Lucas. Game on, bitch!

Peyton: There is somebody that we know who is not coaching or playing in this game.
Brooke: Don't ask me. I just moved here.

One Tree Hill Quotes

I found my other half.

Julian

Jerry: Dude, were you really just plunging toilets?
Mouth: Yeah, we really gotta stop serving tamales at happy hour.
Jerry: You know how guys are, huh?
Mouth: It was the girls' bathroom.