Popular Burton "Gus" Guster Quotes
I am Burton Guster. I am just a man, a man who cares.
Maybe we could hug it out later.
Shawn [to Geoff]
Gus: I was gonna ask you the same question...
Juliet: Gus, this woman witnessed a crime...
Gus: Yeah, a crime in progress, she's stealing my heart...but I ain't pressing charges...
We take our handheld entertainment very seriously.
Your girlfriend is gonna wish she stayed in jail. Don't you usually go see her on Saturdays?
Gus [to Lassiter]
Shawn: Make sure you water my plants thrice daily. But do not talk to them, or they will not stop, especially Jim.
Gus: Jim is the fichus?
Shawn: Exactly.
Gus [to Shawn]You are growing up right in front of my eyes.
Taking the lady on a spa vacation...whaaaaaat?! That's big time son.
Gus: We're seaman! We're Seaman!
Shawn: Stop saying that! Anyone could be walking by!
You're just jealous there were no black dudes in Raiders.
Shawn
If I had my playa phone right now, my celly would be blowin' up with calls.
Gus: You stole a key from a kid?!
Shawn: Come on, Gus that was no kid. That was the product of centuries of inbreeding.
