Popular Burton "Gus" Guster Quotes
You're not a master chameleon.
Shawn and Gus
Shawn: Where the hell are we?
Gus: When the hell are we?
Dude, we already hung out with enough crazy white people this year...
Gus: We just got blocked.
Thane: Ya'll just got cop-blocked.
Gus: Who's the big scary guy?
Shawn: His name is Carlton Lassiter. You should know that by now.
Gus: Wow, so this is how you're gonna play my boy. Oh...ok...I see how this is. Girl, that is cold. And if I wasn't on a date right now, we would be having words. Know that.
Shawn: That's my boy right there, son
She's perfect. She's like an Indian princess that bakes pies.
It's the SERBS!
We are not talking about this EVER, Shawn. You all can suck it.
Hermeneutics is the study of theory. Oh my God! I could have and exam on Friday. I need a syllabus!
I abandoned my family! I'm a black stereotype!
Gus: Hey little man, get in the car!
Shawn: That's your audition for 'To Catch a Predator?
