Lassiter: This door is really solid.
Gus: I think it's oak.

You're not leaving! You're just making footstep sounds!

That's right, lavender. Melinda likes her men to shine.

Just let him get the patties on the grill first. There's no reason we can't eat and investigate at the same time.

I saw it. I knew it was coming. I was definitely getting my heart on.

Everybody knows that as the only brother on the show, I get a free pass through the first round.

Shawn I have been watching reality tv and been training for a moment just like this one all my life. I am in it to win it.

Gus: Did you tell Jules about this?
Shawn: No, I did not. I most certainly did not.

Henry: Keep going and I'm gonna rip your heart out, and that's an organ you need.
Gus: Actually, that's a muscle.
Henry: Whatever.

iPad Shawn is a lot braver than real-life Shawn.

Creepiest butt dial ever!

Gus: You stole a key from a kid?!
Shawn: Come on, Gus that was no kid. That was the product of centuries of inbreeding.

Psych Quotes

Gus: That's a player's move, Shawn, a player's move.
Shawn: That's not a player's move, Gus, that's an astronomer's move.

Juliet: It's all police work Carlton.
Carlton: Yeah, right, and global warming is real.
Juliet: Yes, it is, Carlton.
Carlton: Sure it is.