It's a valid question, Lassie!

Woody: Where is Stumpy?
Gus: Somewhere disappointing Jesus....

Why does Cuba keep doing such horrible movies when the dude has an Academy Award? An Academy Award!

If I don't get some electrolytes into my system soon I am going to go into renal failure.

Shawn: Gus, I'm not even sure this thing is on.
Gus: We heard you loud and clear.

Shawn: I'm available for lunch.
Gus: You're available to suck it.

Boning up is not a thing, Shawn.

Shawn: I will sell you a smile.
Gus: Suck it, Shawn.

You said the meat and cheeses were not gonna touch, Shawn.

I have the power to touch people Shawn.

I believe in making my woman my queen.

That's what it's like to sound old, bald and divorced.

Shawn

Psych Quotes

Gus: That's a player's move, Shawn, a player's move.
Shawn: That's not a player's move, Gus, that's an astronomer's move.

Juliet: It's all police work Carlton.
Carlton: Yeah, right, and global warming is real.
Juliet: Yes, it is, Carlton.
Carlton: Sure it is.