He can't die in there, Shawn. It's a company car.

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• Added: May 29, 2013

I had a waffle for breakfast this morning... Do you want to hear my shoulder click?

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• Added: May 29, 2013

I'm on tilt, Shawn, I'm tilting.

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• Added: May 22, 2013

My black is crackin', Shawn?!

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• Added: May 22, 2013

He's still not ready to talk about it.

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• Added: May 15, 2013

That's what it's like to sound old, bald and divorced.

Shawn

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• Added: May 15, 2013

I believe in making my woman my queen.

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• Added: May 15, 2013

I have the power to touch people Shawn.

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• Added: May 15, 2013

You said the meat and cheeses were not gonna touch, Shawn.

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• Added: May 08, 2013

Shawn: I will sell you a smile.
Gus: Suck it, Shawn.

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• Added: May 08, 2013

Boning up is not a thing, Shawn.

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• Added: May 01, 2013

Shawn: I'm available for lunch.
Gus: You're available to suck it.

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• Added: May 01, 2013