Burton "Gus" Guster Quotes
Shawn: Gus, I'm not even sure this thing is on.
Gus: We heard you loud and clear.
If I don't get some electrolytes into my system soon I am going to go into renal failure.
Why does Cuba keep doing such horrible movies when the dude has an Academy Award? An Academy Award!
Woody: Where is Stumpy?
Gus: Somewhere disappointing Jesus....
It's a valid question, Lassie!
Gus: Hey little man, get in the car!
Shawn: That's your audition for 'To Catch a Predator?
I abandoned my family! I'm a black stereotype!
Hermeneutics is the study of theory. Oh my God! I could have and exam on Friday. I need a syllabus!
We are not talking about this EVER, Shawn. You all can suck it.
It's the SERBS!
She's perfect. She's like an Indian princess that bakes pies.
Gus: Wow, so this is how you're gonna play my boy. Oh...ok...I see how this is. Girl, that is cold. And if I wasn't on a date right now, we would be having words. Know that.
Shawn: That's my boy right there, son