We take our handheld entertainment very seriously.

Gus: I was gonna ask you the same question...
Juliet: Gus, this woman witnessed a crime...
Gus: Yeah, a crime in progress, she's stealing my heart...but I ain't pressing charges...

Maybe we could hug it out later.

Shawn [to Geoff]

I am Burton Guster. I am just a man, a man who cares.

Gus: These Plums are God's candy
Shawn: If God meant for those to be candy, why did he invent candy? Did you hear what I just said?

Mr. O'Hara, as a budding entrepreneur myself, I'm wondering, how did you make your fortune?

Carlton: Is this gonna get awkward again?
Shawn and Gus: It already is.

There is always time for business, Shawn.

Groove to it, Shawn.

Lassiter: You saw him too, Guster?
Gus: No, But I see him now.

She used to talk about you that way.

Gus [about Juliet]

You went boneless, didn't you?

Psych Quotes

Gus: That's a player's move, Shawn, a player's move.
Shawn: That's not a player's move, Gus, that's an astronomer's move.

Juliet: It's all police work Carlton.
Carlton: Yeah, right, and global warming is real.
Juliet: Yes, it is, Carlton.
Carlton: Sure it is.