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It's the SERBS!

She's perfect. She's like an Indian princess that bakes pies.

Gus: Wow, so this is how you're gonna play my boy. Oh...ok...I see how this is. Girl, that is cold. And if I wasn't on a date right now, we would be having words. Know that.
Shawn: That's my boy right there, son

Gus: Who's the big scary guy?
Shawn: His name is Carlton Lassiter. You should know that by now.

Gus: We just got blocked.
Thane: Ya'll just got cop-blocked.

Dude, we already hung out with enough crazy white people this year...

Shawn: Where the hell are we?
Gus: When the hell are we?

You're not a master chameleon.

Shawn and Gus

Creepiest butt dial ever!

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