Just let him get the patties on the grill first. There's no reason we can't eat and investigate at the same time.

That's right, lavender. Melinda likes her men to shine.

You're not leaving! You're just making footstep sounds!

Lassiter: This door is really solid.
Gus: I think it's oak.

You intended to propose without telling me, you oldest and blackest friend?!

If I had my playa phone right now, my celly would be blowin' up with calls.

You're just jealous there were no black dudes in Raiders.

Shawn

Gus: We're seaman! We're Seaman!
Shawn: Stop saying that! Anyone could be walking by!

Taking the lady on a spa vacation...whaaaaaat?! That's big time son.

Gus [to Shawn]You are growing up right in front of my eyes.

Shawn: Make sure you water my plants thrice daily. But do not talk to them, or they will not stop, especially Jim.
Gus: Jim is the fichus?
Shawn: Exactly.

Your girlfriend is gonna wish she stayed in jail. Don't you usually go see her on Saturdays?

Gus [to Lassiter]

Psych Quotes

Gus: That's a player's move, Shawn, a player's move.
Shawn: That's not a player's move, Gus, that's an astronomer's move.

Juliet: It's all police work Carlton.
Carlton: Yeah, right, and global warming is real.
Juliet: Yes, it is, Carlton.
Carlton: Sure it is.