I thought you and carbs weren't friends anymore.

You're used to dealing with Rosewood's finest; they can't find their own nightsticks with both hands.

For the record, I am going to help you stop A, and I'm not asking for your permission.

Caleb: So I should probably wash it on gentle.
Spencer: No, you should dry clean it. If you wash this, you will end up with a sweater for a shih-tzu.

I feel like I only exist in half of your life, and that's not good enough for me.

Caleb: The last word a guy wants a girl describe him with is sweet.
Hanna: Fine, now he's a sour patch kid.

Caleb: I've got a hotspot in my pocket.
Hanna: Yeah, I know, but what does that have to do with computers?

Spencer: We're not even standing that close to you.
Caleb: Really? Then how do I know that you had a cheeseburger for lunch?

Pretty Little Liars Quotes

Emily: A's a terrorist, that's what she wants: To make us worry

Mona is five feet
of insidious snark with a side ponytail,
and I just -- I wanna grab it, and I wanna yank it really, really hard.

Spencer