Callie Torres Quotes
[to Izzie] "You're his best friend. He loves you. He's got you. He needs you. I can't compete with you."
GEORGE: "C'mon! She's Izzie! She's blonde. She's stacked. She's a supermodel. And I'm... I mean, I'm George."
CALLIE: [pauses] "So what does that make me?"
GEORGE: "What the hell happened last night? Did I at least call Callie before I passed out?"
GEORGE: "Is this boy your patient? I know the picture's half smeared and hard to see but - Please tell me it's him. Tell me he has been right here, under my nose, open on your table all day, and not... drifting along the bottom of the ocean. Please tell me that."
CALLIE: "Hold the photo under the light so I can get a better look. Oh yeah, oh yeah, that's my kid. I could spot those goofy ears anywhere."
GEORGE: "Callie O'Malley. I can't kiss you right now because you're scrubbed in, but tonight, when you get home, I am going to ..."
CALLIE: "Alright people, let's focus. George, I'm working here. I'm working, so, yeah. Bye."
GEORGE: "Can I see his face?"
CALLIE: "I'm in the middle of surgery."
CALLIE: "Okay, I'm not trying to... take the clinic. Bailey's clinic, by the way. I'm offering to help."
SYDNEY: "Your offer to help is duly noted and very much appreciated, but I promise you, got it all under control. So, Jason Kay?"
CALLIE: "Fine! I'll leave you to it and find myself a recently traumatized emergency surgery to scrub in on, while you stay down here with your sore throat and your sprain and oh... what was it, what was it?"
CALLIE: "Oh hey, Sydney. I thought I could take a few patients of your hands."
SYDNEY: "I appreciate the gesture Dr. Callie O'Malley. But the Chief asked me to roll the non-emergent ER cases into the clinic to take care of them, so I've triaged these patients. So far it looks like a sore throat, a sprain and a tummyache. Easy breezy, so the clinic and I are fine."
CALLIE: "This is weird. Weird. This is weird, right?"
MIRANDA: "I need more triage tagsâ€¦"
CALLIE: "Working with someone Iâ€™m married to is weird. Here, Iâ€™m his boss and his wife. At work, Iâ€™m giving him orders, in bed... heâ€™s giving me..."
MIRANDA: "Stop! Right there. I donâ€™t need to know this. Iâ€™m tired, Iâ€™m busy. While I will concede that you and Oâ€™Malley have some challenges to overcome, Iâ€™m asking you to remember that this day is a marathon and my mind can only hold what it needs to know, your sex life cannot be held in my mind today. Ever! It cannot be in my mind ever! Never!"
IZZIE: "Hey! It's the little woman. So what are your plans now? You're not moving in, are you?"
GEORGE: "Wait, Callie."
CALLIE: "Forget it."
GEORGE: "Unbelievable. People, you're supposed to be my friends. My closest friends. Callie is a big- She's the most important part of my life now. If you wanna drive her away, and you're masters of it, you'll do it. But if she's gone, I'm gone. She's my wife. Calliope Iphigenia Torres is my wife. Don't you dare."
CALLIE: "We went to Vegas. My idea. I embrace the trashy."
ADDISON: "That's... not that I'm not happy for you, but why? Married. So. Fast."
CALLIE: "You know those cartoons, where there's a bear and it's starving, and it looks at a cute intern?"
ADDISON: "Well, congratulations."
CALLIE: [shows her the ring] "It's small. I know it's small."
ADDISON: "It's beautiful."
IZZIE: "It's fast, you know? It seems really, very fast. Are you even happy?"
CALLIE: "We're incredibly happy."
IZZIE: "Oh yay! Well great. Yay!"
GEORGE: "Show her the ring."
IZZIE: "Oh, that's so great. Tiny diamonds are great because you know what? No one will ever try to steal it."
CALLIE: "You know those cartoons, where there's a bear or whatever, and it's starving and it looks at the table, and the table turns into this delicious cooked turkey, with like lines of deliciousness coming off it?"
ADDISON: "I was not looking at him like that! Because he is the help, and I am not going to be sleeping with the help!"
CALLIE: "I married the help."