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CALLIE: "Oh hey, Sydney. I thought I could take a few patients of your hands."
SYDNEY: "I appreciate the gesture Dr. Callie O'Malley. But the Chief asked me to roll the non-emergent ER cases into the clinic to take care of them, so I've triaged these patients. So far it looks like a sore throat, a sprain and a tummyache. Easy breezy, so the clinic and I are fine."

CALLIE: "This is weird. Weird. This is weird, right?"
MIRANDA: "I need more triage tags…"
CALLIE: "Working with someone I’m married to is weird. Here, I’m his boss and his wife. At work, I’m giving him orders, in bed... he’s giving me..."
MIRANDA: "Stop! Right there. I don’t need to know this. I’m tired, I’m busy. While I will concede that you and O’Malley have some challenges to overcome, I’m asking you to remember that this day is a marathon and my mind can only hold what it needs to know, your sex life cannot be held in my mind today. Ever! It cannot be in my mind ever! Never!"
CALLIE: "Whatever."

IZZIE: "Hey! It's the little woman. So what are your plans now? You're not moving in, are you?"
CALLIE: "Nice."
GEORGE: "Wait, Callie."
CALLIE: "Forget it."
GEORGE: "Unbelievable. People, you're supposed to be my friends. My closest friends. Callie is a big- She's the most important part of my life now. If you wanna drive her away, and you're masters of it, you'll do it. But if she's gone, I'm gone. She's my wife. Calliope Iphigenia Torres is my wife. Don't you dare."
IZZIE: "Okay."

CALLIE: "We went to Vegas. My idea. I embrace the trashy."
ADDISON: "That's... not that I'm not happy for you, but why? Married. So. Fast."
CALLIE: "You know those cartoons, where there's a bear and it's starving, and it looks at a cute intern?"
ADDISON: "Well, congratulations."
CALLIE: [shows her the ring] "It's small. I know it's small."
ADDISON: "It's beautiful."

IZZIE: "It's fast, you know? It seems really, very fast. Are you even happy?"
CALLIE: "We're incredibly happy."
IZZIE: "Oh yay! Well great. Yay!"
GEORGE: "Show her the ring."
CALLIE: "Oh."
IZZIE: "Oh, that's so great. Tiny diamonds are great because you know what? No one will ever try to steal it."

CALLIE: "You know those cartoons, where there's a bear or whatever, and it's starving and it looks at the table, and the table turns into this delicious cooked turkey, with like lines of deliciousness coming off it?"
ADDISON: "I was not looking at him like that! Because he is the help, and I am not going to be sleeping with the help!"
CALLIE: "I married the help."

CALLIE: "How's George?"
CRISTINA: "Dealing, I guess."
CALLIE: "He sure has a voracious appetite."
CRISTINA: "Some people bake. Others eat."
CALLIE: "No no no. I don't mean that kind of appetite. I mean the other appetite."
CRISTINA: "Oh okay. We're not friends. You and I. We're not friends, so please don't talk to me about what George eats."
CALLIE: "I was just concerned and I thought you'd be concerned, but you know what? Forget it. I don't like you."
CRISTINA: "Oh. Now my feelings are hurt."

GEORGE: "Everytime I look at you... I feel better. It shocks me. It knocks my wind out, but it's true. I don't have to have sex with you, I'd be happy just look at you from across the room. Even that, anything, any piece of you. And, hopefully, all of you... that'd be the best thing. Because I love you..."
CALLIE: "George-"
GEORGE: "Marry me. Will you marry me?"

GEORGE: "I don't want to waste another minute."
CALLIE: "I can't have sex with you again, George. Okay? I can't... I just... I... Enough with the sex."

"George has become a sex machine."

GEORGE: "Callie?"
CALLIE: [to Izzie] "Thank you, goodbye!"
IZZIE: "No! Callie!"
GEORGE: "[comes out of room naked] "What is taking you so- Oh!"
IZZIE: "Um... she had to go. Are you hungry?"

CALLIE: "I get it, I get it, you're crying, you're depressed and I know we all deal in different ways, but this is not grieving, this is my legs being bent in ways my legs do not go. And I know, I know his dad died, and I get it, I feel horrible for him."
IZZIE: "I can give you guys some privacy, I can go far far away..."
CALLIE: "No no! No! No! You stay. You take over me, okay?"
IZZIE: "Callie Torres!
CALLIE: "No! I don't- Not like that, I mean. I am giving him to you. You are now officially on George Watch 2007, Okay? You are his friend. Yay! And I need a break. I need to heal. I need to heal."
IZZIE: "No! No! What am I supposed to do?"

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Grey's Anatomy Quotes

Did you say it? 'I love you. I don't ever want to live without you. You changed my life.' Did you say it? Make a plan. Set a goal. Work toward it, but every now and then, look around; Drink it in 'cause this is it. It might all be gone tomorrow."

Meredith (closing voiceover)

There's a reason I said I'd be happy alone. It wasn't 'cause I thought I'd be happy alone. It was because I thought if I loved someone and then it fell apart, I might not make it. It's easier to be alone, because what if you learn that you need love and you don't have it? What if you like it and lean on it? What if you shape your life around it and then it falls apart? Can you even survive that kind of pain? Losing love is like organ damage. It's like dying. The only difference is death ends. This? It could go on forever.

Meredith
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