Favorite Camille Saroyan Quotes
He was such a sweet weirdo wasn't he?
Cam [about Vincent]
Hodgins: Are you okay there, Dr. Saroyan?
Cam: I'm just itchy all over. I'm gonna go burn all of these clothes and maybe my hair.
Cam: Dr. Hodgins would you like a hand?
Hodgins: No, but I could use a new pair of legs.
Cam: Strange question, I know, but I've gotta ask. [pulls EPT test from behind her back] Are you, by any chance, pregnant?
Brennan: No, I haven't had sexual intercourse in quite some time.
Cam: Do you want to know why I'm asking?
Brennan: You're holding a home pregnancy test. I assume it's positive and you're worried about losing the most important person in this lab.
Cam: No. Very modest. I'm asking because Michelle was here earlier this afternoon and the only other two people who you use that bathroom, beside me, are you and Angela.
Brennan: Well, Angela is currently sexually active.
Cam: Very true.
Brennan: With Wendell!
Cam: Very, very active!
Brennan: And even if they use condoms, Wendell is young! His sperm is likely to be extremely motile.
Cam: You are so cheering me up right now.
Cam: You two don't understand. Booth is a very patriotic man. He really believes this is the greatest country ever.
Brennan: Being the best doesn't mean being perfect.
Sweets: It's naive to think that a country the size and influence doesn't pursue secret agendas.
Cam: Kennedy's assassination wasn't a secret agenda, it was a black stain. A dark moment in history. Do you know how many people Booth has shot for his country?
Brennan: Approximately fifty.
Daisy: I could call in an anonymous tip like "I hear roaring at night."
Angela: I was thinking more along the lines of looking at satellite photos on the internet and seeing if any of the farms shout "tiger."
Camille: That is brilliant.
Fisher: An occasional prostitute. Interesting.
Cam: I was thinking sad.
Cam: Why wouldn't he want us to know he's a great guy?
Bones: First Corinthians 13:4.
Wow. Todd's money seems to be funding our investigation.
Hodgins: So, you're just going to forgive me?
Cam: Well, either that, or I wait until you're lulled into a sense of security, maybe days, maybe months, and then when you least expect it, exact my revenge.
Actually, I just read that they made an 18 megapixel camera that works quite well.
I have a 16-year-old and believe me, when it comes to dating advice I am batting a red hot zero.
