I've seen this movie. It doesn't end well for humanity.

Cam: If this destroys the bones, all hope of solving this case is lost.
Hodgins: Well, you don't really have to put it like that.
Cam: I guess I'm just a plain-spoken cowboy.

Bones: Do you think Dr. Edison is more likable than I am?
Cam: Oh, likability is subjective.

Either rats ate the rest of his underwear or I'd say our victim was a stripper.

Cam: When did empowerment become stuffing dollar bills down a man's pants?
Bones: The 1970s. I already said that. You should pay closer attention.

Cam: He obviously had something to hide.
Hodgins: Well, nothing special about that. People always have something to hid.

Camille: It's quite overwhelming moving in togheter, huh?
Sweets: Oh, it's great. I mean, all I had was an old chair, tv, video games...my towels were old and ratty...now I get the woman's touch, you know? A full set of silverware, an ottoman, and something called a duvet.

Hodgins: I've loved combustion variables ever since I blew up the multipurpose room for my middle school science fair project. First time I made it onto a watch list.
Cam: Yeah, that's a lot less creepy.

Go humanity!

Wendell: A week ago I would have never had the guts to tell you how acrid I find your perfume.
Cam: It's not perfume, it's lotion....and I like it.

Brennan: Booth seems to like Catherine, don't you think?
Cam: I do. I'm glad. It's been a long time since he dated anyone.
Brennan I know. It's important for Booth to share his life. I prefer being alone.
Cam: But you're seeing Hacker.
Brennan: Yes, I like him. But not like Booth. I mean, not like Booth wants to like someone.
Cam: All organisms evolve and develop along patterns only recognized in retrospect. Your life doesn't exist outside the laws of nature.
Brennan: Then in ignorance, I await my own surprise. Although the odds of it to evolving into a commitment to another person are remote.

Hodgins: I identified the blue substance on his bones as a polymer. A paint or a rubber, maybe dye. That's why I'd like to go searching for rat poop.
Cam: Of course you'd like that.

Bones Quotes

You're looking at her fruits?

Booth[to Sweets]

Brennan: What have you done?
Hodgins: Baking soda. It's not just for cooking any more.

Bones Music

  Song Artist
Fearless Cyndi Lauper iTunes
The World Is... Matthew Ryan iTunes
Song Rain Or Shine Matthew Perryman Jones