Carl McMillan Quotes
Season 2, Episode 22: "The Rehearsal "
Carl: I told that woman I loved her, laid my heart out for her, and she chopped it up like we were at Benihanas!
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Season 2, Episode 21: "Bachelor / Bachelorette"
Carl: The places that offer free limousine services are desperate for customers. I'm guessing they're all nude and half-dude.
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Season 2, Episode 20: "The Dress"
Carl: Now if you want to get into your bride's head a little bit, just change "boobs" to "holy matrimony".
Mike: Wow, I had no idea it consumed their every though and dictated their every action.
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Season 2, Episode 18: "Peggy Goes to Branson"
Mike: I'm the kind of guy that likes to think things through.
Carl: Since when? I once saw you eat a marshmallow that was still on fire.
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