Carl McMillan Quotes
I told that woman I loved her, laid my heart out for her, and she chopped it up like we were at Benihanas!
The places that offer free limousine services are desperate for customers. I'm guessing they're all nude and half-dude.
Carl: Now if you want to get into your bride's head a little bit, just change "boobs" to "holy matrimony".
Mike: Wow, I had no idea it consumed their every though and dictated their every action.
Mike: I'm the kind of guy that likes to think things through.
Carl: Since when? I once saw you eat a marshmallow that was still on fire.