Scrubs

Carla Espinosa Quotes

Carla: The only time you haven't been together was our honeymoon... [sees their looks] What?
J.D.: It's time
Turk: Honey, J.D. and I were together during our honeymoon. He flew in and stayed in the bungalow by the pool
J.D.: He forgot his favorite lotion. Was I supposed to let him get ashy?
Turk: We only hung out together when you were sleeping or when I said I was getting a massage.
J.D.: Sometimes you were... [starts massaging Turk]
 • Rating: Unrated

Carla: You are not a doctor here anymore. You will not treat yourself anymore. I'm sticking the interns on you
Kelso: Oh come on... hi!
Sunny and Howie: Hi
Kelso: What happened to your sleeve there Tex?
Howie: I sewed an orange on to it
Kelso: I'll take the foreigner
Sunny: Yay! I'm so happy!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Turk: You can try and emphasize instead of giving Derek here the googly eyes... Carla! [snaps his fingers]
Carla: Give her a break, he's like a male Halle Berry
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

J.D. [about Turk]: You know if I was married to him I'd be a lot more supportive
Carla: You know you said that out loud, right?
J.D.: I'm not ashamed of who I am!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Carla: Listen, this place can make anyone crazy. Once, after a double shift, I swore I went home and crawled into bed with turk. Next thing, I woke up in the on call room, spooning Dr. Beardface. Now the guy's always slipping me hotel keys
 • Rating: Unrated

Turk: I was pulling some dude's spleen out today, and check it, blood splashed on my scrubs, looks like a tiger. Roar!
Carla: Why is that part a different color?
Turk: I might have used chocolate pudding to do the tail
 • Rating: Unrated

Carla: My best friend is a doctor
Elliot: Who's your best friend?
Carla: You are
Elliot: I know, I just wanted to hear it
 • Rating: Unrated

Carla: So, how are you holding up?
Janitor: Cleaning's an art. My mop is my paintbrush.
 • Rating: Unrated

Carla: Look, Katie, now that you're here it doesn't matter what crap you had in your past all that matters is that you leave it there because this hospital is your home now and these people are your family and i can tell you they will love you unconditionally if you let them but if you don't they... check that.. we will eat you alive
 • Rating: Unrated

Carla: J.D.? The Janitor got fired.
Janitor: Oh, it's okay. He knows, he just doesn't care. See, in his mind I'm the bad guy in our relationship, even though if he stopped to think about it for a minute, he'd realize I never did a thing to him he didn't deserve
 • Rating: Unrated

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