Carlton "Lassie" Lassiter Quotes
Season 6, Episode 16: "Santabarbara Town"
Lassiter: You story, much like your lunchbox, smells a little fishy.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 6, Episode 15: "True Grits"
Lassiter: You two are so breaking up over this.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Lassiter: That's why [the Innocence Project] is high on my crap list, right behind internal affairs, UNICEF and Lance Bass... don't ask
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Lassiter: How many get out of jail free cards does a guy get?
Shawn: One in Chance, and another in Comminity Chess.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 6, Episode 14: "Autopsy Turvy"
Lassiter: How may potted plants does it take to spell loser?
• Rating: Unrated
Season 6, Episode 13: "Let's Doo-Wop It Again"
Carlton: I have to know, will there be a hibiscus in this design.
McNab: There would be, if it was 2004. Psh, this guy!
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Carlton: You watch your mouth Barry White. This is my lady.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 6, Episode 12: "Shawn and the Real Girl"
Juliet: That is cheating right?
Carlton: Absolutely.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 6, Episode 11: "Heeeeere's Lassie!"
Lassiter: In 94 days and 94 night Marlowe will be getting out of Prison and I think it's high time I stepped up to the plate and bought a place for myself and the woman I love.
• Rating: Unrated
Lassiter: If anyone asks about your presence here, you are here for a sleepover.......no, if anyone asks about your presence you are here on police business.
• Rating: Unrated
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