Carlton "Lassie" Lassiter Quotes
Season 7, Episode 11: "Office Space"
Lassiter: You two nimrods still have a lot of explaining to do.
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Season 7, Episode 10: "The Santa Barbarian Candidate"
Lassiter: I can't believe I am going to have to assassinate a public official.
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Season 7, Episode 8: "Right Turn or Left for Dead"
Lassiter: What's a matter, Spencer? Your third eye blind?
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Lassiter: Hello, Mrs. America. Say hello to mommy....
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Season 7, Episode 7: "Deez Nups"
Lassiter: Step to me and I whip out the enormous piece I have under this robe!
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Lassie: I have one weakness in this life, and he has her.
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Lassiter: Guard her with your life. That's not hyperbole!
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Lassiter: You give me something to believe in even stronger than the NRA's code of ethics.
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Season 7, Episode 5: "100 Clues"
Lassiter: Where is Rip?
Shawn: He is somewhere in this house kicking ass in a classic game of hide and seek.
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Lassiter: As of 2100 hours we are on a phase 4 lockdown!
Billy: Phase 4? What happened to the other three phases you cheap bastard?!
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