Carlton "Lassie" Lassiter Quotes (Page 3)
Season 6, Episode 12: "Shawn and the Real Girl"
Juliet: That is cheating right?
Carlton: Absolutely.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Season 6, Episode 11: "Heeeeere's Lassie!"
Lassiter: In 94 days and 94 night Marlowe will be getting out of Prison and I think it's high time I stepped up to the plate and bought a place for myself and the woman I love.
• Rating: Unrated
Lassiter: If anyone asks about your presence here, you are here for a sleepover.......no, if anyone asks about your presence you are here on police business.
• Rating: Unrated
Lassiter: Sorry I tried to kill you with my sword, Guster.
• Rating: Unrated
Lassiter: This door is really solid.
Gus: I think it's oak.
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
Season 6, Episode 9: "Neil Simon's Lover's Retreat"
Lassiter: Tell you something, If I wasn't in a serious and meaningful relationship, I would be doing some serious damage all in this hizzy.....am I saying that right? Hizzy?
• Rating: Unrated
Lassiter: I am like a classic, I never go out of style.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 6, Episode 8: "The Tao of Gus"
Lassiter: Tell your boyfriend goodbye and let's get some pancakes.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 6, Episode 7: "In for a Penny"
Carlton: Is this gonna get awkward again?
Shawn and Gus: It already is.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 6, Episode 6: "Shawn Interrupted"
Carlton[to Shawn]: You just can't stand me winning.
• Rating: Unrated
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Total Quotes: 43