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I can't believe I am going to have to assassinate a public official.

What's a matter, Spencer? Your third eye blind?

Hello, Mrs. America. Say hello to mommy....

Step to me and I whip out the enormous piece I have under this robe!

I have one weakness in this life, and he has her.

Guard her with your life. That's not hyperbole!

You give me something to believe in even stronger than the NRA's code of ethics.

Lassiter: Where is Rip?
Shawn: He is somewhere in this house kicking ass in a classic game of hide and seek.

Lassiter: As of 2100 hours we are on a phase 4 lockdown!
Billy: Phase 4? What happened to the other three phases you cheap bastard?!

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