Carlton "Lassie" Lassiter Quotes (Page 2)
Season 7, Episode 5: "100 Clues"
Lassiter: You know what happens in prison when you cry Harvard? A bunch of inmates go to the library and check out a bunch of books you've probably read before and beat you until you forget you ever went to...care to guess?
Martin: Harvard...
Lassiter: You really are smart.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 7, Episode 3: "Lassie Jerky"
Lassiter: Think about it Spencer, put your finger to your head and use your brain....
• Rating: Unrated
Season 7, Episode 2: "Juliet Takes a Luvah"
Lassiter [to Juliet]: Why don't you go home, watch a few episodes of Sex and the City and shake this whole thing off?
• Rating: Unrated
Season 6, Episode 16: "Santabarbara Town"
Lassiter: You story, much like your lunchbox, smells a little fishy.
• Rating: 3.0 / 5.0
Season 6, Episode 15: "True Grits"
Lassiter: You two are so breaking up over this.
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
Lassiter: That's why [the Innocence Project] is high on my crap list, right behind internal affairs, UNICEF and Lance Bass... don't ask
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Lassiter: How many get out of jail free cards does a guy get?
Shawn: One in Chance, and another in Comminity Chess.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 6, Episode 14: "Autopsy Turvy"
Lassiter: How may potted plants does it take to spell loser?
• Rating: Unrated
Season 6, Episode 13: "Let's Doo-Wop It Again"
Carlton: I have to know, will there be a hibiscus in this design.
McNab: There would be, if it was 2004. Psh, this guy!
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Carlton: You watch your mouth Barry White. This is my lady.
• Rating: Unrated
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Total Quotes: 43