Favorite Carlton "Lassie" Lassiter Quotes
Carlton: That's your boyfriend.
Juliet: I know.
Lassiter: How many get out of jail free cards does a guy get?
Shawn: One in Chance, and another in Comminity Chess.
That's why [the Innocence Project] is high on my crap list, right behind internal affairs, UNICEF and Lance Bass... don't ask
You just suspended the greatest police chief in this city's history
You put some sunglasses on!
What more do you need? I told you she's blonde, and pale, and beautiful and perfect. So get me a name and get me an address and get me some aspirin!
Lassiter: You saw him too, Guster?
Gus: No, But I see him now.
...I believe there is little to no room for interpretation in the United States Constitution...
Lassiter: If you don't treat O'Hara with the respect she deserves, or you hurt her in any way, I will discharge my pistol.
Shawn: You're saying you'll shoot me?
Lassiter: Repeatedly.
My BABY!!!!
You are very important to me, Juliet. And I don't always do the best job telling you that.
This is why we should NOT legalize marijuana.
