Favorite Carrie Bradshaw Quotes
(Carrie calls Samantha to make plans)
Samantha: I'll conference you with the other girls.
Carrie: You know how to do that?
Samantha: Of course! How else do you have three-way phone sex?
Carrie: Wow, it's like a Danielle Steel novel in here.
Aidan: Whoa, from a writer, I'm pretty sure that's an insult.
Carrie: The irony is, Aidan is acting exactly the way I wished Big would've behaved, and I'm behaving just like Big.
Miranda: Maybe you don't believe it's for real, unless someone is playing hard to get.
Samantha: If I had a son, I'd teach him all about sex.
Carrie: If you had a son, we'd call Social Services!
Charlotte: You know I read that if you don't have sex for a year, you can actually become re-virginised.
Carrie: And, I imagine quite frisky.
Charlotte: But, isn't that great, you can erase your whole sexual past and start again.
Carrie: Who would want their the virginity back, it was bad enough the first time.
Big: So, how are you?
Carrie: Great!
Big: And Daniel Boone, is he a nice guy?
Carrie: His name is Aidan.
Big: Where's your sense of humor?
Carrie: Where's your wife?
Big: Guarding her bid on a silent acution. She's got her eye on a beige chair. Everything in my apartment is now beige. Beige, is bull shit.
Carrie: I thought you wanted beige?
Big: Yea, well, it doesn't quite fit.
Robber: (points a gun in her face) Give me your bag!
Carrie: What?
Robber: Your bag.
Carrie: It's a baguette.
Robber: Let me have it.
Carrie: (thinks) I couldn't believe it? Fifteen years in New York and just when the city was getting safe, I was getting robbed.
Carrie: Is this for real?
Robber: Your watch and your ring, quick.
Carrie: Jesus!
Robber: And your Manolo Blahniks!
Carrie: What? No!
Robber: Give me your fucking Blahniks!
Carrie: (thinks) These guys weren't just after money anymore, they were after fashion.
(the girls are jogging in the park)
Charlotte: Cute, who's that?
Miranda: An Ophthalmologist I once faked orgasms with.
Carrie: Ok, we're officially stopping.
Miranda: I only slept with him twice. The first time I faked it because it was never going to happen, and the second time I had to fake it because I faked it the first time.
We all get freaked out from time to time, but we keep trying because you have to figure, if the world fattest twins can find love there's hope for all of us. Somewhere, out there, there's another little freak who'll love us, understand us, will kiss our three heads and make it all better.
It was the last straw, she was smart, beautiful, and she got me. I'd have to kill her.
Samantha: Nobody told me it was B.Y.O man?
Carrie: What did you expect? It's a lesbian art show.
Samantha: I know but don't straight guys usually follow them around to see what they're gonna do?
(About Samantha's nude photos)
Miranda: Isn't that a little narcissistic?
Samantha: No one thinks it's narcissistic when you get your seventh grade picture taken.
Charlotte: You weren't naked in that.
Carrie: That we know of.
