Life gives you lemons, you make skankade.

That's what breakups do - they confuse things and make you doubt yourself worth.

Whatever you need, I am here.

Sleeping with Baze again was the biggest mistake of my life.

I made my bed, and now I have to lie about it - awesome.

Being back on this gym actually makes my boob hurt.

Cate: You're wearing a shirt that says Tap that.
Baze: You're wearing a small garden on your wrist.

I'm the star of the show - I've got pull.

Ahhahah - Kinda a catch 22 right there.

I can't believe it - I've never been so happy to see a bong lamp.

Ryan: 250 items? Why can't we just order barbecue and wing it.
Cate: You just said order barbecue and wing it.

Ryan: You threw a remote at my head last night.
Cate: Threw is strong. I tossed it.

Life Unexpected Quotes

My dad said to do what I love and I love to drink for free.

Baze

You both can't be parents, you both need parents!

Lux