Life Unexpected
Quotes

Episode 9: "Formal Reformed"

Baze: Like little due - quarter back Jones? [permalink]

Cate: You're wearing a shirt that says Tap that.
Baze: You're wearing a small garden on your wrist. [permalink]

Baze: Jones you stand up little dude - my ass. [permalink]

Jones: You look incredible. [permalink]

Cate: Being back on this gym actually makes my boob hurt. [permalink]

Abby: There are many ways to get the same feeling without actually having sex. Flexible shower heads, vibrating back massagers, the spin cycle of a washing machine.. [permalink]

Bug: Cher. But not in a gay way.
Baze: Is there another way? [permalink]

Math: What are you wearing? [permalink]

Lux: I'd rather eat paste. [permalink]

Episode 8: "Bride Unbridled"

Ryan: The real question is what the hell is wrong with you. [permalink]

Baze: I get that you and Cate have issues - I don't care. [permalink]

Math: I'm not a stalker - I'm a long time fan. [permalink]

Jones: Boy meets bong girl. [permalink]

Ryan: If I hated you this wouldn't be so hard. [permalink]

Cate: I made my bed, and now I have to lie about it - awesome. [permalink]

Jones: Don't hate on milkshakes. [permalink]

Baze: Bug is out of the picture - exterminated so to speak. [permalink]

Baze: You okay little dude? [permalink]

Episode 7: "Crisis Unaverted"

Baze: Things will be okay - nothing is permanent. [permalink]

Ryan: Cate, I am not just leaving the contest, I am leaving you. [permalink]