Favorite Cece Meyers Quotes
Schmidt: I get that. Your business is selling sex. You're a sex worker.
CeCe: You're an idiot.
Jess: Nick kissed me?
Cece: I'm still marrying an Indian guy.
Schmidt: Sure, but you went home with a Jew in a turban. I'm just saying.
Cece: I thought I threw that thing out the window.
Schmidt: That only made it stronger.
CeCe: Make sure you use protection.
Schmidt: CeCe, she's a foreigner. What do you think I am? An idiot?
Cece: You look like a character from The Love Guru.
Schmidt: Aw, thank you.
Cece: You know that guy I'm dating?
Schmidt: Buster, your child bride?
Cece:Do you have any agave?
Schmidt: We might have some pressed lentils syrups in the mixin's cabinet.
Nadia: Jew in the couch!
CeCe: Nadia, American manners!
Nadia: Sorry. Jew person in couch.
Schmidt: She's not wrong.
CeCe: Are you "White Fanging" me?
CeCe: White Fang? The only book you have on your Kindle. The book you wouldn't stop talking about, and I said, "Would you please stop talking about White Fang" and then you said, "Someday, I'm gonna do that to somebody".
Schmidt: You like me? You like my personality?
CeCe: I was surprised, too.
Schmidt: What are you wearing!?
CeCe: I don't...I don't know. I found this in the lost found at the gym. I'm not really sure how sexy a "sexretary" is supposed to be.
Schmidt: If you're trying to seduce me, don't dress up like my Aunt Frida at seder.
CeCe: The truth is, I would do anything. Do it anywhere.
Schmidt: Even fantasy locations?