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Danny: You want to go check out a small pox infected hotel room?
Chin Ho: Yeah.

Chin Ho: You ok Max?
Max: [drops make-shift dagger and nods]

This is Machiyo Takeshita, my biological mother and the Trash man's second victim.

Max

Max: Five-O once asked me to reopen a case, now I am asking the same. Please.
Chin Ho: Alright, I know one of the original detectives from the Trash man Case.

Chin Ho: Hey, where's McGarrett?
Danny: He left a "Dear Danny" note on my desk this morning, he's off looking for Shelburn again.

Chin Ho: Danny, you know if you ever need any advice on relationships, my door is always open.
Danny: Oh, well you go ahead and keep that door closed, but thank you.

Chin Ho: For the record, Melia likes flowers and chocolates.
Kono: Doesn't hurt to make an effort and get a girl something nice.
Chin Ho: I need to be shopping huh?

Chin Ho: HPD is not going to just let this go.
Joe: Apparently neither is the Yakuza, we've got company.

Tong: Those are dummy grenades
Danny: Ok, hang on to this. [hands grenade, pulls pin] If it's a dummy you will be fine, we'll be outside.
Tong: Wait! Fine, it's live
Chin Ho: You've been hanging around Steve too long.

He's essentially a guard dog with a gun, and not the smart bomb-sniffing kind.

Danny: Don't do it, don't get married.
Chin Ho: Thank you for the support.
Danny: Just find a woman you hate ---
Everyone Else: ...and buy her a house!

Chin Ho: We're going up in that?
Lori: is anyone else terrified?
Kono: It can't be that bad. [open door reveals chickens] Ok, now I'm terrified.

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