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Ben, it's been an honor watching you work today. It's been like watching Leonardo work. Da Vinci or Dicaprio—you're that good.

Together, as a town, we lost an amount of weight equal to 800 pregnant manatees.

Due to a tragic misunderstanding, the prettiest pig beauty pageant has been replaced by a pork rib barbeque competition.

I don't want to be overdramatic, but this is literally a battle for April's soul.

First stop, Motivation Station!

Well, I think you have several options. They're all terrible. But they're options.

Chris: More than one way to skin a cat.
Brad: There's four. Four ways to skin a cat!

Chris: Last year I won an organic gardening contest.
Donna: Who were you competing against?
Chris: My own taste buds.

You're a smart, successful young man with an adorable little belly.

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