I don't want to be overdramatic, but this is literally a battle for April's soul.

First stop, Motivation Station!

Well, I think you have several options. They're all terrible. But they're options.

Chris: More than one way to skin a cat.
Brad: There's four. Four ways to skin a cat!

Chris: Last year I won an organic gardening contest.
Donna: Who were you competing against?
Chris: My own taste buds.

You're a smart, successful young man with an adorable little belly.

I am 100 percent sure I am 0 percent sure of what to do.

Ann: What is your spirit animal?
Chris: Jaguar, why do you ask?

I hate to say this, but Ann Perkins has terrible taste in jewelry.

A few months ago the thought of an infectious disease, even hypothetical, would have sent me careening toward Bummer-town, but now I'm infected with a deadly virus. And I feel fine!

I guess I'll have to wait for tomorrow's paper to find out our relationship status.

Chris: According to Leslie's binder, her and April are making better time than on a normal day.
Leslie: Oh that's weird with us being women and all. You'd think our boobs would be getting in the way.

Parks & Rec Quotes

Sometimes when you make an omelet you've gotta break a few eggs. What's the alternative? No omelets at all? Who wants to live in that kind of world? Maybe birds. Then all their babies would live.

Leslie

Time is money, money is power, power is pizza, and pizza is knowledge, let’s go!

April