Parks and Recreation

Thursdays 8:30 PM on NBC
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I don't want to be overdramatic, but this is literally a battle for April's soul.

First stop, Motivation Station!

Well, I think you have several options. They're all terrible. But they're options.

Chris: More than one way to skin a cat.
Brad: There's four. Four ways to skin a cat!

Chris: Last year I won an organic gardening contest.
Donna: Who were you competing against?
Chris: My own taste buds.

You're a smart, successful young man with an adorable little belly.

I am 100 percent sure I am 0 percent sure of what to do.

Ann: What is your spirit animal?
Chris: Jaguar, why do you ask?

I hate to say this, but Ann Perkins has terrible taste in jewelry.

A few months ago the thought of an infectious disease, even hypothetical, would have sent me careening toward Bummer-town, but now I'm infected with a deadly virus. And I feel fine!

I guess I'll have to wait for tomorrow's paper to find out our relationship status.

Chris: According to Leslie's binder, her and April are making better time than on a normal day.
Leslie: Oh that's weird with us being women and all. You'd think our boobs would be getting in the way.

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Parks & Rec Quotes

Time is money, money is power, power is pizza, and pizza is knowledge, let’s go!

April

Andy: From now on, we will be using code names. You can address me as
Eagle One. Ann, code name -- Been There, Don That. April is --
Currently Doing That. Donna is -- It Happened Once in a Dream; Chris,
code name -- If I Had To Pick a Dude. Ben is -- Eagle Two.
Ben: Oh thank God.